Jessica Ashley. 28. pansexual, they/them or she/her. cryptid enthusiast. weird aunt aesthetic. feel free to ask me anything or tell me about your day.
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florabud:

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fatmaninalittlesuit:

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c-bassmeow:

Shakira’s La Tortura > ANYTHING  the Beatles have ever been involved in.  

Can paul McCartney do this?

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Originally posted by shaki-fan-33

Can John Lennon do this?

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Ringo star could NEVER

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Yeah because they don’t need to use their bodies to sell their music. That’s how good they are.

Shakira has sung in five languages, plays multiple instruments, and she doesn’t “sell” her body you asshat she’s a dancer and a good one at that; she does body contortions, salsa, merengue, pole dancing, belly dancing (Egyptian style, fusion, and more), samba, tango, and modern dance and more. She also writes very profound lyrics in both Spanish and English and yes she also had sillier more pop friendly songs as well and she also produces. So don’t even insinuate anything else! Bye 👋 they aren’t even that good did you hear what Quincy Jones said about them? They’re talentless!!! Overrated British pop band that badly need dentists

woman: moves her body in a music video

fuckboy: shes just :/ selling her :/ body :/ for attention :/ no talent :/

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nikkimariesworld:

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain

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ailithnight:

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frostingpeetaswounds:

can girls stop judging other girls for not using tampons

it’s literally annoying sometimes when i’m talking to someone and we talkin about girl problems and they’re like OMG HOW CAN YOU WEAR THAT DIAPER JUST TRY TAMPONS like some people can’t physically wear tampons so frick off pls

When I was a freshman in high school, we were changing int he bathroom for gym and a senior asked if anyone had an extra pad. This girl goes, “No. I’m not fucking twelve.”

NEVER SAY THAT. Some women physically can’t use tampons. And personally, I have anxiety about having them in all the time because of toxic shock, so I occasionally go a couple hours with just a pad. Don’t make fun of anyone for this

My bod won’t let me wear tampons, leave me alone

Being physically incapable is a completely fair reason and I’m not trying to disagree with that. But also, some people just, don’t like tampons. An that’s fair too. 

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incelqueen:

incelqueen:

no matter how ‘mature’ u think u are when ur under 18….like u will have a fkn revelation in ur 20s about how naive and different you were………….even if ur like the most experienced teenager it doesnt matter……………its bizarre to me that Anyone in their early 20s could ever be attracted to someone younger than them…those few years r packed full of the most formative shit in establishing ur personality and identity and its fkn gross that anyone could see someone in that vulnerable process and think yeah this is my equal despite me being at a completely different stage of life than you. like what the fuck. its always guys who feel so inadequate so are seeking 2 be idolised by someone younger who doesnt have enough experience to know just how pathetic that person is 

and especially cos when ur in highschool/just fresh out of there ur still in that ‘adults have authority over me’ childlike state of mind that has been drilled  into you and u havent had a chance 2 dismantle that thru experiences such as uni or tafe or jobz (or just simply losing ur status as a highschool student) which allows u to feel like ur own person and an adult in society etccc

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worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

instead of saying “i want to kill myself” whenever something bad happens to me as a result of circumstances beyond my control i’ve started saying “i’m going to kill god” and it’s honestly done wonders for my self-esteem

you know what? 2019 mood

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stephanie-beatriz:

Jenna: I hope we have kids someday so they can grow up and I can show them this and they can just be like “man my mom”-
Julien: So, they can emancipate themselves?

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thatpettyblackgirl:

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This is some #BlackGirlsMagic

I found the company who makes them in case anyone else is interested!

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This is why adaptable equipment is important!! Gives more power back to the user to live their life in the best way for them. Unfortunately a lot of times it is cost prohibitive and hard to find- that’s where allies and activists (and #socialworkers #BlackTumblr #BlackTwitter) can help.

https://www.gofundme.com/q3bmfh-help-my-dream-become-my-reality

Support my black queen 

True definition of the word, HERO! 

A real WonderWoman. A real SuperGirl!

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